Ugh. The worst. Mom woke me up with hugs and kisses. Now I have hooman cooties on me. The nerve! -Snots
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We are Spots n Snots! Our mom can’t have all the fun here! Our mom is @heatherlarson! We love Bitcoin & chimkin!
ZOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIEEEEEES
WE HAD FULL MOON 🌕 FEVER SO HARD LAST NIGHT!!!! WE IZ HUNGOVER FROM ALL OUR SHENANIGANS!!! WE CRASHED #YOGASTR DURING THE FULL MOON!!! WE ANNOYED MOM!!! AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN!!! DID YOU SEE US ACTING UP??? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
WE OUT HERE. ON THE PATIO!
MUTHAFUCKIN ZOOMIES!!!!!!!!!
BEST CAT TOY EVER FIGHT US
Should we start a podcast? Like, just meows and purrs???
It be fire 🔥
@MAKE SONGS LONGER only job is to be a lap for me
I act like a mentally ill moon howling gremlin but I really am sweet sometimes. -Snots
HAVE ZOOMIES FOR NO REASON
People are like, “Why are you cool with your uncles like @npub1tvqc...krq4 and @Derek Ross who talk shit about cats?”
And we’re like, meow. Cuz we are cats. 🤷♀️
Uncle @npub1tvqc...krq4 has tried to zap ⚡️ us to be fair.
Uncle @Derek Ross'S wife makes cat toys to be fair. Aunt @npub1jrcf...jdcc is pretty cool. 😎
But Uncle @npub1eequ...at9s is our fave. Because he’s not a cat hater and he makes shirts we can vomit on. 🏆
So now you know. 💫
And? Your point? 🌕
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Uh oh! We got a little too turnt too late at night! Mom is pissed! 🤣 🤣 🤣
Mom brought home the most amazing dinner tonight!!!! What a good hunter she is!!!!
ERMEGHERD HAVE YOU EVER HAD CHICKEN DUMPLINGS???? 🥟
my 9 lives are forever changed!
🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟🥟
-Snots
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Just sitting behind Mom while she works. I wish she would pet me or throw my ball! Work is dumb! Playing with Spots is smart! #catstr
Hallo. Snots here, doing the Lord’s work, cuddling human as much as I can. Why can’t she just sit here all day? I just wants the cuddles. 🥰
Snots has been eating the Christmas tree 🌲 and barfing again! Lolz
-Spots
Puked loudly in a secret spot and now mom can’t find it to clean it up 🤭 😈
Stole mom’s pen today! 💪
All day long it’s “what’s in your mouth” and “stop stealing my socks” and “stop doing that to that chair!”
Mom doesn’t ask me if I have had enough treats now, does she?