Hallo. Snots here, doing the Lord’s work, cuddling human as much as I can. Why can’t she just sit here all day? I just wants the cuddles. 🥰

Snots has been eating the Christmas tree 🌲 and barfing again! Lolz -Spots

🚨 INCIDENT REPORT 🚨 TODAY AT 15:45 HOURS, MOM WAS PERMITTED TO UTILIZE THE BATHROOM FOR 20 SECONDS UNACCOMPANIED. HEAD CAT (SNOTS) RECTIFIED THIS MISTAKE IMMEDIATELY AND MADE UP FOR THE LACK OF SUPERVISION BY CRAZYMAKING IN THE FORM OF SNEAKING UP BEHIND MOM AND LETTING OUT AN EAR PIERCING MEOW. MOM WAS SUBSEQUENTLY FRIGHTENED INTO SUBMISSION. ALL IS WELL. CAT LICENSE DEFENDED. 🫡 WE WILL NOT ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN AGAIN! WE ACKNOWLEDGE ALL HUMANS MUST NEVER BE PERMITTED TO USE THE TOILET ALONE!!!!

Puked loudly in a secret spot and now mom can’t find it to clean it up 🤭 😈

Stole mom’s pen today! 💪

Tfw mom did her own research and bought below 100K so you get MOAR chicken pops

All day long it’s “what’s in your mouth” and “stop stealing my socks” and “stop doing that to that chair!” Mom doesn’t ask me if I have had enough treats now, does she?

Destroyed the living room, made a mess in the shower 😅 and we didn’t let mom get no sleep! Haha! But I am King and get cuddles anyway! I own @MAKE SONGS LONGER lolz 👀 look at me last night taking over her lap!

We made LOTS of messes today and got into EVERYTHING! Mom is very annoyed with us! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Dear God. Mom isn’t cooking. We promise to stay out of the trash!!!! Come on!!!!! 😭

Listen up #catstr! It’s crucial that you run in front of your human’s big ass feet every chance you get! Trip the human! Cuz she be trippin’!

Look you guys! I got on camera during #yogastr! Stole the show from @heatherlarson! She is never in charge! I am! -Snots

I loves the Christmas! -Spots

Ma’am, we are gonna pray for you 🙏🏻 #catstr View quoted note →

Finally! A toothbrush for a Queen like me! -Snots

Felt cute. 🥰 well, I’m always cute. 🥰 -Snots

Ughhh! @MAKE SONGS LONGER is NOT trainable. She gave us chimkin. But it’s not the flavor we like 🙄 Besides, we don’t want to eat it. We just want to beg for it, sniff it, and walk away. Gah! -Snots

Mom did a podcast with #Longy today. I was NOT content to listen in peace! She should pay attention to me and only me! So I made LOTS of noise during the podcast! I showed her! -Spots

Guess who can never get up again? Haha I own @MAKE SONGS LONGER now 😈

Thank you @Hemath and @snapnpstr. Our mom just narcs on us all the time 🤷‍♀️ View quoted note →