Boy I sure love when Israeli Mossad agents in my country running a child sex trafficking / blackmail operation are given immunity after their pedophile asset “kills himself” and we’re told “there were no pedophile marks or clients, this is all Obama Fake News”.

Neighborhood party is tomorrow. The upside of hosting a party is that it forces you to clean things that you'd otherwise walk past a hundred times and not bother. The downside is it forces you to clean things that you've walked past a hundred times and not bothered.

Who’s thirsty for some poopi?

“Colbert’s Cancellation Is a Dark Warning” Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha *deep breath* Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I know I make this point like once a year, but... If you're an American with more than $40 in your wallet and you don't habitually use a bidet, I think you are a disgusting sub-human animal. There's no better way of putting it. You dryly smear shit around your ass each morning then walk around amongst society for near fifteen hours before considering actually cleaning yourself. Disgusting. Do you "wash your hands" with only paper towels? No. Stop being a filthy Amerimutt. Get a bidet.

The Trump-Epstein coverup has utterly buck-broken three people I know (so far). Kind of wild how people were all-in on the sycophantic plan-trusting despite the very obvious issues most here recognized from the outset.

I don't think the whole Epstein-Mossad thing is going to just "blow over".

Maybe it's because I come from a family of medical professionals, but I've never really understood the desire people seem to have to keep their medical information private. Perhaps better stated, I don't understand the shame derived from being burdened with an affliction. But as someone who also uses their real name online, I probably don't reflect a representative sample (i.e.: I'm a weirdo).

No, you may NOT have a grocery bag. We’ve made that illegal because we hate you. Hope you can carry it all. Fuck you.

I don't understand why people who don't live in New York City give a shit about New York City. Or why people who don't live in LA give a shit about LA. Or why people who don't live in SF give a shit about SF. Etc. They're retard libshit homo faggot cities. If you're surprised in any way that they do retard libshit homo faggot things, then you're just as much of a retard libshit homo faggot as they are.

No fuckin' way... Lmfao.

Tune into No Agenda next week for discussion about how America is beating China!

Trump isn't going to involve America in another war in the middle east.

Wiles: Mr. President, Americans, including the majority of your base, really, really don't want to be involved in another war in the middle east. They're calling you "Donnie Bush", "Trumpowitz", and "The Big Orange N-Word Faggot". Trump:

I've been telling someone I know for years that Trump was a typical political snake owned by the same people who own everyone else. No matter what my criticism was, he consistently brushed it off with "doesn't matter, he's kept America out of foreign wars". My response was always "...so far". Now I'll discover if it was a guise for sycophantism or if he actually meant it.

THEY KILLED THE CHIEF SALAMI! THEY SAY THE BALOGNA IS NEXT!

> President Donald Trump told CNN on Friday he is “not even thinking about” billionaire Elon Musk and won’t be speaking to him in the near future. > “I’m not even thinking about Elon. He’s got a problem. The poor guy’s got a problem,” Trump said in a brief phone call. Do you think they're sleeping in separate beds?