Last time I got drunk I gave away 50K sats via zaps. I'm on my second beer. 😲

I think people who have a decent following but follow zero people are douches.

If you follow me and I'm not following you back, please post below and I'll follow you back.

Told my father about Nostr and that I'm getting zapped all over the place. His response: "Make sure you keep track of all those tips, because you're going to have to claim them on your taxes next year. My response.

Good morning, Nostriches. We're on the front lines of an invisible war. #Bitcoin and Nostr are two potent weapons we now have that we can use against the central banks and authoritarians around the world. With Bitcoin, we defund; with Nostr we make sure our voices will never be silenced. It's great to be your brother-in-arms. 🤜

What I love about Nostr is that whenever I'm bored I can buy entertainment by creating a thread promising (and delivering) zaps for clever content. This isn't one of those threads (check my profile for a thread I just made giving away zaps). Hey #Twitter, all your base belong to us.

Post something clever and get a zap. 🤑

I predict in a year's time I will no longer post on Twitter, only here.

I'm going zap crazy today.