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junseth 2 years ago
Fucking amethyst isn't letting me know who I've zapped. Lol
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junseth 2 years ago
You can zap yourself. Just tried it. Sent 100 sats to me from me. Both left and arrived in the same wallet.
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junseth 2 years ago
Ok everyone here we go. I'm copying @hodl and zapping 100 sats to anyone who follows me and retweets this post over the next 24 hours or until I run out of the 300k sats I've been zapped on nostr, whichever comes first. I will send an additional 69 sats to anyone who tags @hodl in a post and sends him a dick pic. (Add to this post a link for credit - pictures of Richard Nixon are acceptable). And an additional 41 sats if you send @hodl or me a public death threat. You are not allowed to make good on the death threat, however. Goes without saying, but I know that most of you are storing your pee in bottles in your bedroom. So it needed to be said.
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junseth 2 years ago
Sir, can you make this wine better? I decant.
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junseth 2 years ago
You think nostr's big now? Wait until Donald Trump gets here.
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junseth 2 years ago
What if we tell all the new people that get here that it's rude not to zap people when you comment on their post and make them feel bad about it? Lol. We could take all their money.
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junseth 2 years ago
Tomorrow I give all the nostr earnings back to the people in an effort to get more followers than #[0]. Stay tuned!
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junseth 2 years ago
How do I get rid of the Chinese post in search?
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junseth 2 years ago
I’ve tried all the apps that have attempted an Exodus from Twitter. They all sucked. They all felt like farting into the wind. I’m amazed, but also enthralled as to the reason that nostr is different. I’m heard, you’re heard, and sending posts gets engagement. Can someone who understands the architecture explain what is different here from, say, gab or truth social or parlour?
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junseth 2 years ago
I'm told that Bitcoin has no real world use cases. Please explain to me, then, why the government had to ban bearer instruments rather than simply ask people nicely to stop using them. They were useless right?
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junseth 2 years ago
I always thought it was nostr as in pater noster.
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junseth 2 years ago
I have a strong feeling nostr’s biggest utility won’t be in displaying large social media companies.