they say I’m out of touch with reality. I say reality’s out of touch with me. I mean, look at it—completely unhinged and running on fumes while im doing great
Joan Westenberg
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“Foul-mouthed leftist” 🍕 I write about tech + politics + humans.
the most believable part of Bram Stoker’s Dracula is where a real estate agent is helping an ancient evil being hoard way too many houses
Borderlands deserved an Oscar
“I don’t like that fellow. He’s a proper cunt.” - Abraham Lincoln
If the holiday season wants me to participate, it’s going to have to go about it the old-fashioned way—through bribery and a pack of bloodhounds
people who think Sauron was unstoppable conveniently ignore the fact that Bernie Sanders never got a chance to run Gondor and
I swear if we’re going by announcements some of you jokers have deleted Twitter like 37 times
why the fuck my neighbours have a 30 character Fort Knox Wi-Fi password. You think I’m hacking into the Pentagon? be. more. considerate. of. my. needs.
after deep reflection, i’ve concluded that my shitposting is the only thing holding civilization together it’s not going great
my entire personality is liking the posts where brands pretend to be depressed for clout. im normal and this is fine
Seeing a few folks talk about how young men who voted for Trump will regret it if the porn bans go through. I think that’s a fundamental misunderstanding of the YM movement in its current, Joe Rogan and Jordan Peterson influenced form. Whether they watch it or not, a lot of YM see porn as an enemy.
One of my favorite sites - just a list of apps you can buy….once.
No subscription.
www.payonce.co
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“gryffindors are brave, hufflepuffs are loyal, ravenclaws are wise, slytherins are ambitious”what about those of us who are just tired where’s the house for people who want to lie down and not be murdered by a floating snake ghost
apparently it’s “inappropriate” to show up to a wedding with a sword and declare myself “the true heir of gondor.” well, i didn’t make it about me, THEY did, the second they put me on the guest list
it’s called character growth sweetie. i used to be filled with rage, now im filled with rage, but sometimes i make little pizzas.
i’ve decided that this will be the year i completely give up on self improvement and instead focus on reaching my true potential: an unhinged chaos gremlin fueled by pure spite and microwave burritos
i hope everyone who posted about “genocide joe” has some real bangers up their sleeve for what Trump’s gonna do next hey
you cant cancel someone who has never felt the touch of grass
listen, if i can’t trust the wikipedia entry i wrote myself at 3am, who can i trust
fucking dude pollsters bouncing from IVF to abortion rights like Jack Skellington yelling “What’s this??” at every uterus-related concept they just learned about five minutes ago