this years Pulitzer goes to the Bezos’ op ed that he definitely wrote himself about why not picking a side is brave actually. founding fathers shed a single tear. george washington is clapping. this is what leadership looks like folks
Joan Westenberg
joanwestenberg@nos.social
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“Foul-mouthed leftist” 🍕 I write about tech + politics + humans.
just found out some people research their opinions BEFORE posting them?? absolutely psychotic behavior
Someone on reddit pointed out that he’s trying to make an X with his body and it’s the most embarrassing thing I have ever seen
fact checkers keep ‘debunking’ my posts but have they considered that believing things that make me mad feels really good actually
The rise of data-driven campaigning didn’t just change politics—it’s undermining the very foundations of democracy. Are we ready for the consequences?
www.joanwestenberg.com/the-new-p…
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/the-new-party-bosses-how-data-scientists-became-power-brokers/
https://www.joanwestenberg.com/the-new-party-bosses-how-data-scientists-became-power-brokers/
my roommate michael moore keeps trying to get my tinder dates to sign release forms before entering our apartment. I haven’t had a second date in 8 months
have spent 10,000 hours reading every “Understanding The Trump Voter” think piece. have watched 500 documentaries. have consulted the ancient texts. turns out they’re just nazis. im so fucking mad
just watched ben shapiro try to DESTROY a happy meal with FACTS and LOGIC but he couldn’t open the box. now crying in mcdonalds. this is conservative intellectualism. No pussy has ever been dryer.
trump is like if you ordered a dictator off wish.com
my roommate michael moore just burst into my room with a camera crew to demand why i “continue to support big tech” by charging my phone. this is the fourth time today
The last decade has been the empire strikes back and I’d really like return of the Jedi soon
i have evolved past shitposting. now spending 16 hours a day crafting nuanced takes about fiscal policy. my brain is deteriorating. keep seeing ben bernanke in my dreams
The dark triad is just what I call my 3 nipples
Nate Silver’s gut says Trump is gonna win.
Nate Silver’s gut also said Eric Adams would be the next Democrat Presidential Nominee.
The mainstream Romney conservatives get outraged when progressives use GOP tactics back on them because deep down, they know what they’re supporting isn’t right. When people they secretly see as the ‘good guys’ use their playbook, it forces them to confront their own shit - and it’s uncomfortable.
“im not owned!! im going back to my roots!!”, i continue to scream as the Washington post becomes a amazon product review aggregator with occasional news
the thing about REAL entrepreneurs is we dont need “customers” or “revenue.” we have LINKEDIN ENGAGEMENT and PODCAST DOWNLOADS. the universe will provide, as long as you keep sharing gary vee clips
Shout out to all the dudes who have joined the fight for abortion rights by living their lives as a case study of why it’s a good idea
Stupid simple productivity hack:
If you’re struggling to wake up early, change your alarm sound / tone every night. Don’t give your brain a chance to get used to it and block it out.
Look if you’re gonna roast Elon musk at least do it over an open flame