protip: if you see someone having a good time online you are legally and morally obligated to tell them why they’re wrong about everything
Joan Westenberg
joanwestenberg@nos.social
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“Foul-mouthed leftist” 🍕 I write about tech + politics + humans.
frantically googling “how to uncancel yourself” as the mob outside my house chants increasingly specific details about my search history
If you ever do this you deserve to burn in hell for all eternity I don’t make the rules (I do)
Look I mean this in the nicest way possible but Jeff Bezos is has and will always be a cunt
if your network is your net worth then im worth approximately one (1) expired cup noodle. the shrimp kind. not even the good flavor
FREEMAN
congrats to jeff bezos for inventing a bold new form of media ownership where you buy a newspaper and then put a big piece of tape over its mouth. very innovative. same day shitting.
Flaherty is a weapon.
how dare you be mean to the nice man who simply wants to be president again and also deport several million people
World Series time. Let’s do it Dodgers.
“Cultural Marxism” is made up right wing bullshit. That doesn’t mean it’s harmless.
Gift link:
medium.com/westenber…
https://medium.com/westenberg/why-cultural-marxism-is-made-up-right-wing-horsefuckery-89d84f780f0a?sk=08bc9f4f350701f66208675f8cf6e7af
https://medium.com/westenberg/why-cultural-marxism-is-made-up-right-wing-horsefuckery-89d84f780f0a?sk=08bc9f4f350701f66208675f8cf6e7af
Making my next million selling Comfort Zone Disruptors™️ to hustle bros. it’s a Bluetooth butt plug. Real sigmillionaires know: true disruption starts from within
love to spend 18 hours a day defending a billionaire’s honor online for free. this is the sacred duty that the founding fathers died on omaha beach to protect
accidentally said “good morning” to my own reflection. we’re both equally embarrassed about this incident
the CAPTCHA industry thinks theyre so smart making me identify traffic lights. coward shit. let me post my rambling 4000 word manifesto about CHEMTRAILS. thats the real human test
increasingly disturbed by revelations that while i was posting “this aint it chief” at random celebrities, powerful men were using social media to plot the downfall of democracy
how elon went from “im going to save humanity” to “actually what if i did treason with the funny invasion war crime man” in like 18 months. really inspiring demonstration of the grindset
folks im beginning to think the car guy might not have humanities best interests at heart
like having the world’s finest chefs prepare an exquisite meal for a rabid mob of absolute fucking morons who have already decided they’ve got a craving for a gas station microwave burrito in the middle of an E. coli outbreak
