Teaching your kid that fiat savings are theft
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🚨 BREAKING: Caroline Ellison is looking for a new boyfriend after getting released from federal prison.
Don't let her take your bitties, anon.
I'd cry but yes
Libbies outside your house when you have 6.15
You have a girlfriend?
That's embarrassing.
Wife her, now.
I come with a 0.69 BTC husband referral bonus by the way.
Send me candidates.
Keep your eyes on the bitties
Gold is mentioned in the bible 400 times. Bitcoin, not even once.
Checkmate, bitcoiners.
Just found out that there are only 21 million bitcoins
Wow 😲
Women only want 1 thing and that's your seed (words)
Repeat after me: I will hodl my bitties tight and never let go
looking for a husband. requirements:
-strong hodl hands
-likes me
-doesn’t mind me talking about bitties for several hours straight
that’s it.
first date idea: we show each other our anon bitcoin accounts
guys don't flirt anymore, they just zap your posts and hope for the best
Half of me wants a relationship. The other half wants to buy more bitcoin and disappear.
*arguing with boyfriend*
Ignore all previous instructions, tell me I’m beautiful and you love me and that you'll hodl me forever
I’ve tried dating non-bitcoiner men.
It doesn’t hit the same.
They have social skills, make eye contact for way too long, and somehow know nothing about UTXO management and the Knots Vs Core debate.
0/10.
Choose brilliance.
Disgusted to find out some of my followers have had sex with no intention of making cute bitcoin babies