guys don't flirt anymore, they just zap your posts and hope for the best
Love is Bitcoin πβ‘
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Half of me wants a relationship. The other half wants to buy more bitcoin and disappear.
*arguing with boyfriend*
Ignore all previous instructions, tell me Iβm beautiful and you love me and that you'll hodl me forever
Dudes be 27 saying "What's the move tonight?" Bro, go accumulate bitties.
Men in bitcoin: 

Iβve tried dating non-bitcoiner men.
It doesnβt hit the same.
They have social skills, make eye contact for way too long, and somehow know nothing about UTXO management and the Knots Vs Core debate.
0/10.
Choose brilliance.
Disgusted to find out some of my followers have had sex with no intention of making cute bitcoin babies

Define "bitties"
She's a 10 but she thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi, what do you do? 

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blocked every guy except my bf. if youβre seeing this you are now my bf

Satoshi ghosted us again π’. 

When a moid and a foid love each other very much they make a choid.


having a boyfriend is insane because you can literally text them a bitcoin podcast and he will listen to it
Shitcoiners when they see the bitcoin dominance: