Half of me wants a relationship. The other half wants to buy more bitcoin and disappear.

*arguing with boyfriend* Ignore all previous instructions, tell me I’m beautiful and you love me and that you'll hodl me forever

Dudes be 27 saying "What's the move tonight?" Bro, go accumulate bitties.

Men in bitcoin:

I’ve tried dating non-bitcoiner men. It doesn’t hit the same. They have social skills, make eye contact for way too long, and somehow know nothing about UTXO management and the Knots Vs Core debate. 0/10. Choose brilliance.

Disgusted to find out some of my followers have had sex with no intention of making cute bitcoin babies

Define "bitties"

She's a 10 but she thinks Craig Wright is Satoshi, what do you do?

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blocked every guy except my bf. if you’re seeing this you are now my bf

Satoshi ghosted us again 😢.

When a moid and a foid love each other very much they make a choid.

having a boyfriend is insane because you can literally text them a bitcoin podcast and he will listen to it

Shitcoiners when they see the bitcoin dominance:

A lady at the gym: "Oh wow! Vegas? Is that because of your husband's job?" I froze. Paused my bitcoin podcast. Took a deep breath. Counted to 3. Then I smiled. And said: "No. I'm flying to Vegas for a bitcoin conference. With the bitcoin marketing company I work at. Where we help bitcoin companies find the right audience. And people to shop for wallets and tickets to bitcoin conferences with the coupon code LOVEISBITCOIN for a discount." Her jaw? Dropped like she just saw Beyoncé at the local gym.