You probably only need between 690k and 6.9m bitties to never work again, which really isnt that much.
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What you think trad wife is doing Vs what she really is doing:
One day, Libby tried to zap a pizza.
Not buy a pizza with Bitcoin, no, she zapped a literal pepperoni slice sitting on her plate. Why? Because she read in a meme that “Lightning makes everything faster,” and she was late for a zap party.
The moment her thumb hit “Send,” the pizza vanished in a blinding orange flash, reappearing on-chain as an ordinal titled Satoshi’s Supreme on a pizza day sat straight from Laszlo's transaction.
But that wasn’t the weird part.
Her toaster, now possessed, started quoting Michael Saylor. Her fridge demanded sats for opening. And her cat began processing the mempool on the microwave.
Desperate, Libby shouted, “Undo transaction!”
But the cat answered: “There is no undo. Only Proof of Yum.”
And somewhere in the blockchain, a miner burped.
Oh husbandt you didn't put the bitties in selfo custody and now we are homeress
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Men,
if you are dating a girl for more than 3 months and you haven't proposed to her or at the very least have started planning for marriage and kids with her,
you are not a real man.
You failed at the bumbum check. Admit it
Stack hard and save your wife from her job.
She's the princess and the dragon you need to slay is her boss.
One day, Libby tried to zap herself 1 sat just to test her Lightning wallet. But somehow, the zap went through a wormhole, bounced off a Faketoshi node, picked up 420 extra sats from a mempool party, and landed in her other wallet—with a note that read, “Nice try, Libby. Try again.”
She stared at the message, blinked twice, and said, “Okay... but who the heck is mempool420?”
Suddenly her toaster dinged, and out popped a perfectly crisp slice of bread, burned with the Bitcoin logo.
Libby just nodded. “Yeah, that tracks.”
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Math checks out 
Are you feeling tempted? 
Lady, just put them in bitcoin and use Libby's Mnemonic.
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She does this for you and says "this is a one time deal. If you want this every day you need to put a ring on it"
What do you do? 
