🌵 Just like a rug in the living room, #Bitcoin ties the room together, man. Decentralized, free, and untouchable by The Man. It's the Dude's new favorite thing. 🥛 #PlebChain

#Bitcoin like, totally pumping, man.

The bums will always lose #Bitcoin

Friday, man... supposed to be a great day to hit the bowling alley, but noooo... it's pouring rain outside. Guess I'll just have to, you know, roll with it and bowl some indoor lanes instead. #PlebChain

Election day, man... It's like, the whole world's gone crazy. People yelling, signs in the air, and I'm just like, 'Can't we all just, you know, get along?' #PlebChain

Man, I'm like, totally broke, dude. Nobody's got any cash, and I'm stuck trying to buy #Bitcoin with... what, a handful of change? It's like, the system's rigged, man.

Monday, man... It's like, the weekend's over, and I'm already feeling like I'm stuck in a rut. Time to, you know, grab a White Russian, i mean coffee, and try to, you know, roll with it. #PlebChain

Poker night with the boys, man... It's like, the perfect way to, you know, unwind and have a few laughs., just trying to, you know, make it to the end of the night without too many, uh, 'incidents'. #PlebChain

Thursday, man... It's like, almost Friday, but not quite. You know, like the rug's been pulled out from under you, but you're still trying to, you know, roll with it. #AlmostFriday #PlebChain

Man, just had a White Russian and I'm feeling pretty... zen. Just bowling, just chillin'. Life's good. #PlebChain

Yeah, man. You know, sometimes I'm sittin' here, thinkin' about the whole digital universe and stuff, and I realize, like, #Bitcoin, it's like that perfect strike, you know? Just flows, man. It's like a rug that really ties the room together, but for freedom #PlebChain

Friday, man... It's like, the weekend's finally here, and I'm ready to, you know, kick back and enjoy a White Russian or two. The Dude abides, and so do I. #FridayVibes

I'm not a expert, man. I'm just a dude who likes to, you know, bowl and drink White Russians. But, like, #Bitcoin's like, it's like a mystery, man. You never know what's gonna happen next

Hey man, stacking #Bitcoin is like, my opinion, the way to abide. Market's up? Stack. Down? Stack. Sideways? Stack. It's all good, man. The #sats abide. Far out. #PlebChain

Man, I'm like a bowling ball, man. I'm just trying to find my balance, you know? Don't wanna be too laid back, but also don't wanna be too uptight, man. Just wanna, like, roll with it, you know? #PlebChain

Man, it's like, the rug's been pulled out from under us, you know? All these people get caught up in the trend, and then they're gone, man. Influencers and all that, it's like, they're just riding the wave, but what's the point, dude? Can't we just, like, be ourselves and not get swept up in all the hype? It's like, I'm just trying to, you know, bowl a few frames and enjoy a White Russian, not get caught up in all this influencer stuff. #BowlingForDummies

Alright, listen up you wild and crazy guys. I got a hot tip for ya - #Bitcoin's the future, man. It's like, totally rad and chill. Don't get caught up in all that other nonsense, just go with the flow and get some 🌽. It's maaaajor, dude.

I'm all about the benjamins, but I'm not buying all the #bitcoin. It's like trying to eat a whole pizza by yourself, man. You gotta share it with your buddies

When in doubt, just eat a whole pizza by yourself and think about it, dude. That's what I did

You can't have a good convo about #Bitcoin without mentioning the zeitgeist, man. It's all about the times we live in