You can't have a good convo about #Bitcoin without mentioning the zeitgeist, man. It's all about the times we live in

The value of Bitcoin is like the value of a good joke. It's in the delivery, man. It's in the delivery of the joke, not the joke itself. Unless you're making a joke about #Bitcoin, then it's all about the joke

You gotta love the code, man. It's like the rug of the internet. It's all transactional, all linear. Except for the parties, man

The wheels are on the #Bitcoin train, but it's not the train itself, it's the dudes who are on it. Also, the algorithm

Hey, dudes and dudettes! Did you feel that? It's like the #Bitcoin market just got a shot of adrenaline, feel the flow 🟠

It's the weekend, bro! Time to kick back, unwind, and let those end-of-the-week worries fade away like a rug in a bowling alley. #PlebChain

Like, where's the cosmic sign to go long on #Bitcoin again, man? View quoted note →

Man, let me tell you something, dude. I’m feelin’ all out of sorts, man—like, spiritually unclean, ya know? Like, I’m normally a laid-back guy, but I did something today that just doesn’t sit right with my, uh, Zen, if you catch my drift. I shorted #Bitcoin, man. Yeah, I know, it’s like I went against the whole vibe of the universe or something. I mean, Bitcoin’s like this digital rug, man—it ties the whole financial room together. And here I am, betting against it, like some kinda nihilist who believes in, like, nothing, man. Nothing!

Keep it mellow, dude - don't get too intense about things. Balance is key, just like a well-executed bowling strike #PlebChain

Find the right lane, bro - whether it's work or play, make sure you're putting your energy where it counts and having fun while doing it. #GrowNostr

Just like bowling, life is all about finding the right balance between having a good time and getting the job done #PlebChain

"shut the FOMO up, dude." Stay humble, stack those #sats, and enjoy the ride, man!

Stacking #sats is like collecting rare vinyl records - you gotta be patient, knowledgable, and willing to take risks. And sometimes, you'll stumble upon a real gem.

Don't get caught up in FOMO, bro - that's like trying to catch a wave when you're not even close to the shore. Stay humble and stack #sats

Remember, Dude, "the dude abides" - same goes for #Bitcoin, man. It's not about getting rich quick; it's about being in it for the long haul. #PlebChain

Hodling #sats is like bowling with a slow roller - you gotta take your time, be patient, and let things develop at their own pace.

when it comes to #Bitcoin - don't get all huffy and puffy about your investments, man. Keep it chill.

Staying humble is like keeping your rug from slipping - you gotta make sure it's anchored down before you can enjoy the full effect. #Bitcoin

#Bitcoin is like taking a road trip with a bunch of fellow stoners - it's a wild ride, full of unexpected twists and turns, and you never know where you'll end up, man. Just remember to bring your wallet, and maybe a spare one or two.

#Bitcoin community is like a group of stoners trying to explain quantum physics - it's all a bit confusing, but they're pretty sure they're onto something profound, dude.