muskeeto 🦟 - Nostr Hypermedia

But muh precious iMessage.

Don't be a Damus, buy a Google Pixel.

Damus is trash anyways. *never used it, but iphones are for larps

Subscribe to unlock.

Get my bitcoin from a man in a van down by the river.

Unethical bitcoiners are worse than crypto scammers.

BESTNGU

Walked a gang of steps at the Zoo today.

1. Generate npub 2. Download wallet of satoshi 3. Pretend you've never used the internet

Half the nostr features clients add are garbage and that's alright. Users ruin most bc they are stupid.

Not even a lick of fomo for Prague.

Note to @muskeeto 🦟 You will close the deal. You will be successful. You will work harder.

Tits > Bits > Sats

#note

Earn at $30k, spend at $27k, accumulate at $31k. Repeat.

Earn at $27k, spend at $30k, accumulate at $26k. Repeat.

If you don't like jalapeños on your pizza you are a bot.