Home price and yearly fireworks expenditure have a strong negative correlation out here.

#BTC and ETH are both within $2,000 of all time high. lol just kidding, ETH isn’t #shitcoin

I wish I had more to add to the presidential erection hype for @HODL and @Erik Cason other than to say HODL can’t run under a pseudonym. He’ll have to use his real name, Richard “Dick” Long. I don’t make the rules.

Had a third date with a girl from Bumble tonight. You know what that means, slipped her the old copy of The Bullish Case for Bitcoin. #datingadvice