Just tell your mom you got her Bitcoin for Mother’s Day. If she doesn’t understand, she’s probably already disappointed with your life and you can just keep the bitcoin.

Starbucks coffee is ass, even if someone else is buying. 🥴

“I may be bald, overweight, and only 5’8, but I’m a wholecoiner” doesn’t seem to be getting me a lot of traction on Tinder. #stillearly

@Bugle.News #40HPW🎧 does it count as #40HPW if you watch on 2x speed? Your boy tends to finish prematurely