Nobody thinks this will be their last chance to buy bitcoin below $80k...you know what that means.
Wicked
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My name's Wicked ✌️🍎🍻.
I'm an apple who loves art, math, programming & Bitcoin.
Exit fiat, take your bitcoin into self custody, & learn UTXO management.
https://wickedsmartbitcoin.com/
Congratulations if you were sitting on the sidelines with some fiat dry powder. Your bitcoin denominated net worth just went up but it's only on paper until you sell that fiat and secure those gains.
I'm having fun. Ya'll having fun? 
Empty mempool and 1 sat/vB fee rates...time to open another Lightning channel and get a little more inbound liquidity...because why not. ⚡
Please remember to consolidate your UTXOs only after fee rates are back above 100 sat/vB. 🍻 
Updated the x-axis labels on this Daily DCA Cost Basis chart from days to years for clarity. For example, someone who's daily DCA'd over the past 6 years has a cost basis of about $20k, while someone who's daily DCA'd for 4 years has a cost basis just under $40k. Make sense? 
JUST IN - 94.5% of the 21 million bitcoin has now been mined.
Only 5.5% left to be mined over the next 115 years! ⛏️
I wish I'd bought more Bitcoin on past April Fools' Days.
I'll never forget how David Bailey wasted a Casascius coin on Donald Trump. 
Who could've seen this coming? Those damn bitcoin maxis were right again...everything trends to zero in terms of bitcoin. 
ChatGPT after making the ten millionth Studio Ghibli image:
We are all Satoshi, except for Craig Wright. 
How are ya'll enjoying the Trump dump? 
It's interesting how the support line (in log scale) for previous epochs kinda aligns with the all time high in the next epoch. Probably nothing. 
Bitcoin’s epoch-over-epoch growth has never been squeezed this much before. It still hasn’t gone negative though. 😅
The date was October 27, 2015 and 5.24M BTC (~35% of the circulating supply at the time) had a realized price between $200-$300. Guess what happened next. 
It's been 60 days since bitcoin last reached a new all time high. 
What do you notice when flipping back and forth between these two days from late-2011? 
