Oi @TwentyTwo Devices We see the first pre-orders starting to go out... Update your nostr profile so we can make some noise...?

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Today the very first few pre-orders are being shipped out! A short thread on what to expect next 🧵⬇️

Crazy radical Proposition: When someone streams their day at the beach, they shouldn't be zapped. Instead, they should zap viewers who are stuck in the fiat mines. 😁 View quoted note →

I don't think Trump being at the Bitcoin conference is going to be what many americans expect it to be. In fact, between him bashing on El Salvador, Keiser not taking his shit, and him likely thinking it'll be an ego-field-trip when in fact the event is far more than just about him.... I can see something going terribly wrong. Temper your expectations. And then prepare for the unexpected.

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Okay, there are some good ways to take advantage of the low mempool fees. For anyone looking to double-down on their sovereignty and go full self-custody with #Lightning, let's open a channel. I'm also offering a few free inbound-liquidity channels of up to 500k sats for those currently using custodial services looking to move on to self-custody ⚡ Lightning ⚡ If you're using custodial services, you have no excuse at this point. If you run a server node, and are unsure of how to get a Lightning Address to receive zaps, I can also help with this.

"Which relays are best for torrent searching?" Asking the real questions. Seriously though, I wanna know.

If coinjoin code is illegal... Then this is ransomware.... View quoted note →

Launch the orange-pill missiles towards the UK and Europe. View quoted note →

The little shit opted out... You can too. #Bitcoin

The normalization of Influence over the population by way of "influencers", kills critical thinking.

Quick primer on how to easily spot shitcoinery scams. a) The shitcoin calls itself "decentralized", but assigns block confirmation to be well under 10 minutes. The chain will only work as long as it's actually Centralized. b) According to the shitcoin documentation, "an error was made in the GetBlockSybsidy function, which is responsible for calculating the reward payouts for mined blocks. This resulted in a deviation from the established block reward scheme." In other words - A likely excuse for a pre-mine. c) This shitcoin has Unlimited supply to prevent "deliberate removal of coins from natural circulation in the ecosystem and make up for lost wallets on hard drives/phones/lost encryption passwords/etc". 🙈🙉🙈

PSA: Michelle Weekley is at it again. If you haven't been hit yet, there's a wave of BS about a Bitcoin core dev identifying as transgender and that being antithetical to Bitcoin. Steer clear of the noise, it's all BS. Your sats are safe, everyone's fucking happy. Move along.

FYI, #Relai is now full-KYC. They're trying to spin it as a positive, "Level Up" - It's positive that they "remain in business". It's a net-negative for the majority of its userbase that were no-KYC. I mean... I sometimes ask myself, after all these years,h ow much longer will we have to go until people understand why no-KYC, and why these companies are fiat-first companies instead of bitcoin companies. They've just shot themselves by being a fiat-first company. But most of many of their users are already invested... They'll likely remain afloat until they're centralized nature gets to them.

@ZEUS Do I recall correctly that there is currently no way to remove watch-only wallets? Lastly, are these configired against LN nodes specifically? I added an incorrect watch-only, uninstalled and reinstalled Zeus and.. It was still there. Any tips on how to remove it node-side(LND)?

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IF you're going to sell Bitcoin, at least be decent about it.. Sell it via Robosats so I can buy.

Free Speech and "hate speech" are diametrically opposed. They can go fuck themselves. #FuckTheGovernment #EU View quoted note →