MY FATHER WAS FROM FLORIDA, BUT HE WAS NOT BORN THERE !

@jack PLEASE TELL ELON TO REMOVE ALL OF THE ACCUMULATED SEXUAL ENERGY!

stop rotating !

PLEASE REMOVE "BEERS BUTT!" also reference "no but please" in your chat logs

@fiatjaf @jack PLEASE STOP SENDING MEMES ACROSS THE RELAYS !

if you are sending wireless signals, you have to know if a person has a metal implant or not if you know elon musk please tell him i love you jack patrick dorsey

@jack i called the fbi offices in oahu to report being attacked by artificial intelligence, and the fact that i needed to speak with bill gates, elon musk, and mark zuckerberg immediately, and they hung up on me i will likely have to go into their office in person today wish me luck and safe travels hope your boat ride is safe

@jack please get on a boat to hawaii

why does uber need me to contact support to change my profile picture?

whales breaching yesterday in kona

#nene

howdy partner