Do you guys want to watch The Last House tonight? It looks anxiety inducinggggg 🎥 🍿

2**256 timelines and in one your coins were wrapped 😂🫠

Okay real time story time… because wow how boring is the timeline and now it’s been long enough (2 weeks) that I can disclose my recent dating failure I went out with this dude who custom built race cars and this dude crashed his $250,000+ race car into my car and it went COMPLETELY UNDERNEATH MY JEEP He was convinced he could fit in behind my jeep in the driveway… Which okay fine, I felt bad but like wowzzzzzz you trusted your car cam over a person with thousands of days experience parking here BUT THEN THIS DUDE CAME OVER AGAIN AND CRASHED HIS SHIT INTO MY JEEP A WHOLE SECOND TIME DUDE CRASHED A CAR MORE EXPENSIVE THAN A MCLAREN INTO MY SHITBOX CAR 2X all because he trusted a car cam over my experience

It’s crazy how some women are just so f beautiful … in any angle, in any light, at any weight It’s like magic

I miss my frens

Hi God, it’s me Dagz Explain that 9999 is as random as any other combination of numbers when you are a machine 😭 as long as that machine isn’t weighted

Some of these folks are too high on adderall and monster and it shows

Every. Single. Person. Who continues to lie about what they know is the truth will get their karma 3 fold

A revolution built on a love that transcends all timelines ♥️

Spotify

Feel the Love (feat. John Newman) - Radio Edit

Rudimental, John Newman · Feel the Love (feat. John Newman) · Song · 2012

Super convenient for the bip110 folks that @N (who was one of the only people who understood the absolutely fucked scam bip110 was) is out of the way Disgraceful. Watch how the people push ing bip110 convince you guys to navigate this so they can rob you NVK is not the only one who understands chain splits and replay protection 👀

“and then, your honor, she respond… I will not have sex with you because you are a furious honey badger” 🦡 “And then what happened…” “We’re not sure, they started speaking in a language called ‘Esperanto’… she says it is an archaic language passed down from Ancapistan”

The new @primal layout keeps making me accidentally like my own post 😭 plz help with this… I cringe every time it happens