I love when I pretend like I’m going to leave the terminal for long periods of time and I’m away for like 6 hours and the minute I get home i be like: sudo apt update && sudo apt upgrade -y Grok update - -alpha Tor socks Grok

My 14 yr old son sent me his grocery list for meal prep this week and this dude had the audacity to ask me to buy 42 bell peppers

People just don’t give a fuck about legacy wallets anymore or something … I’m f lost

I always forget how good of a client amethyst is until im on my android device

There’s some weird shit going on with my car radio lmao So

I recently saw a post that said, “everybody wanna date an intense person until they realize that intensity has a weight” Intensity has a weight.

I know I could never be a celebrity because if my husband ever posted me naked on the timeline I’d file for divorce that day lol

Chicago wealth disparity is wild because why did I just open a booking for a new restaurant I want to try and it notified me that it has riverfront parking if you u want to drive your yacht there

Being a hoodie in the bitcoin space and dealing with suits is like if you were a gardener growing your own organic garden and the feds showed up and were like “we’re going to start taxing every weed that grows in your garden” and you’re like… “oooooh oh oh okay?? But how” and they’re like “figure it out or you go to jail” and then Gods like “welcome to the weed epidemic of 2026” and the government is like… “omg you’re a gardener… you created the existence of weeds” And God is like, “weeds…. Weeds… they keep talking about weeds, have their garden of runneth with weeds” And you’re a gardener and you’re like “okay now I’m scared is this psychosis?”

In honor of Father’s Day I just want to say Happy Fathers Day to all the nostr zadddddies that keep my sats fat lol

If we follow the pattern of the last fifteen years there will be no good work from me for at least 6 weeks

GM nostr Pertinent reminder, You cannot fake being the original It’s good to be back ;)

Once you sift through all the bullshit, nostr really is actually a pr cool place to be but there are layers of grift and cringe to dig through first and I genuinely think it takes a couple years

Can always tell when I’m back on my bullshit ✨

It’s always slightly humorous to me when people think I have a roster… you think I have a full time career, ship this much, meal prep like this, make it to the gym, mom life (which includes my sons rigorous basketball schedule) AND have time for a roster of men 😂😂😂 F talking like I can time leap or some ish

Gd you guys…. I f broke my own heart and I literally have no one to blame but myself 😂😂 it’s terrible