Gd you guys…. I f broke my own heart and I literally have no one to blame but myself 😂😂 it’s terrible

The intelligence layer.

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Might die tomorrow so fuck it we ball 🏀

All men are unwell.

Having a CashApp wand is worth it just for the reactions you get when you pay 😂 Just paid and this guy started cracking up and he’s like “wow I can’t believe that actually just f worked” I said, “it better work, I only have magic fairy money to spend”

Today’s agenda pr lit 🔥 Soundtrack: Lana Del Rey Radio

Okay nodes back online Also why tf is grok talking like that

Last night was a bop My power is also restored!!!

You guys know I’m in a really desperate life position because my other dude friend saw the big dick daddy post and he was like “hey you wanna go for a ride in the lambo and get some steaks?” and I was like…. “Sure fine whatever just come get me” 😂

My neighbor that has the salami in my hands crush on me hooked his generator up to his breaker box so his whole house has power and he went and got a mini starlink when I said I was getting one and so he’s the only one in the entire neighborhood who has a fully functioning home And he invited me down for a movie and honestly… at this point… i just might

Very sad that Oliver Tree died

This is not my dog but I swear almost every time I meet a dog, immediately, they are like “it is now my full time job to protect this human” 🐾 We don’t deserve dogs

People on TL be like why has nothing new shipped in several days My f bad, an F3 tornado ripped out my mf power lines and internet Turns out we ACTUALLY are dependent on the builders 🤷🏼‍♀️ Who tf knew

Hi! Just a blanket message to everyone who has been checking in, I am okay… I don’t have electricity until Tuesday at the earliest and I volunteered to be deployed for crisis intervention services and post disaster relief so I have to triage energy resources on my devices and my nostr device is a low priority device meaning it stays mostly dead right now I was able to recharge everything this morning and reup coolers of ice and other resources today my neighborhood had a community cookout with all the meat that was in my freezer last night that I just donated to the neighborhood (otherwise would have spoiled) so we’re making the most of things I hacked together some crazy ass things to get generators powering necessities and phones recharged in my neighborhood In the process of ordering starlink but still will likely take some time for me to actually be back online and running at full capacity so probably won’t be able to be back on nostr for a couple of days

I am literally in a tornado

I’m literally so proud of my kid… he tested out of Algebra 1 and geometry 1 and into AP Honors Geometry as a freshman at his new school 😭😭 Math is so important to me so I’m just having a proud mama moment

Being collective mom to the bitcoiners is stressful because I go to work for like 6 hours and I come home and witness: - Madex using a drone to film himself yeeting himself off a cliff - Opensats actively at war - Braiins mining disabling flock cameras - Mars on his 14729389th react causing chaos in the group chats - Calle calling everyone a cuck And Jack is just like I built you a faerie wand and gave an agent to the Linux foundation for you to use 🧚‍♀️