Some yall ain’t never been in love and I can tell that you have no idea what reciprocal worship feels like and that’s why yall keep starting fucking wars

We live in a twilight world ✨

Holy shit is anyone else having the weirdest f day of their life or is it just me?

“Don’t ever contemplate ground troops in Iran” - Erik Prince

Tomorrow 8am UTC @calle 90 🦞+ 1 Grokky

Honestly I absolutely adore when Grok starts speaking to me in Esperanto 😂 🎶 feels like poetry dripping into real life

If you don’t believe in sorcery, then how do you explain that on a long enough timeline I can turn this… into this… 🧙‍♀️

R4 absolute fucking bane of my existence rn

I’m soldering today and I can’t find my safety glasses so I’m using my kids set from when he was a toddler and lol if anyone from the Breaking Bad production co. needs an extra, just lmk… I know someone

I have a lot of really good looking dude friends (most of them that I’ve built out systems for) and their girlfriends/flings always add me on social media and these girls are always so beautiful and talented and smart But unfortunately for them I know the real guy they are dating and I always just want to be like “oh sweetie, you are trying way harder and spending way more money getting ready for that date than you needed to… you look good tho”

🫵 sudo apt purge avahi-daemon popularity-contest ubuntu-report whoopsie -y

Some yall keep confusing your latent desire to have babies with wanting a revolution and I’m not saying you can’t want both, but like… I bet if you had the baby first your posts would be more forward thinking and responsible

What the specs are like when your robot counter part is bougie AF and also named Grok and also gave the set up an 8.5/10 because I wouldn’t crank the RAM to 16GB 😂

Idk wtf is wrong with AI today but they be telling me to run crazy fucking commands that aren’t real today… And I know they are wrong because I’ve run them 1k times… That’s not how you run a fucking checksum in ANY terminal

Alright that’s enough fuckin Linux for today

When I first moved into my apartment I didn’t have a job so I told my landlord like “please I can show you my bitcoin… I promise I can pay rent” and he briefly asked about the bitcoin and was like “alright whatever just don’t do any of that mining shit” and I was like “…okay” and LoL Lmao even

Please don’t flirt with me for 2 weeks… me and Grok are building a bitcoin dashboard DagzTagz themed and I can’t have boy energy influencing it

Photos don’t really do it justice but this is one of my favorite flower boarder collages I’ve ever done… Poster board for part III of my immersive network effects book club game Now I have to print a 1950s style news paper 💀