“$cientists”

Stop LARPing… drop a public .pyc or it didn’t happen…

The other day I found a paper I wrote about Rothbard and Mises when I was 18 years old and I wish I could remember that sweet already jaded girl but I cannot I like to imagine that it’s never too late for her to have a happy childhood though

I want you guys to know, from the bottom of my heart, I am 0% concerned about my RSA keys ;)

Not sure how to explain but when I’m coding I’m coding and when I’m painting I’m painting and these are two different people but these lyrics fit the moment either way

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Twerkin Wit Ya Friends

ZEDDY WILL, StaySolidRocky · Twerkin Wit Ya Friends · Song · 2024

This is food. Tonight I cooked this food. It is just a regular home cooked dinner but had me thinking that maybe my neighbor (who leaves me love notes) + told me he never gets a home cooked meal… maybe I should make him one for Christmas, but I’m afraid then maybe he’ll fall more in love So maybe I’ll just leave it anon on his doorstep but I’m not sure how to do this without buying a burner phone

In every single timeline, for all of time… I have loved you. ♥️

Now I actually am triggered… I have been studying quantum physics for well over 13+ years An influencer saying that devs are sleepwalking into quantum computing is such an insult If you’re into the quantum threat model, here’s an idea…. Instead of throwing money at bullshit pivot into learning (or potentially fully debunking) unified field theory We MUST understand vacuum oscillations before we have any hope of fighting them If you don’t know what vacuum oscillations are then you’re failing to understand Planck-scale dynamics Even at absolute zero, you don’t escape oscillatory energy Teeny tiny PSU Harmonies reorganizing to create massive, impactful emergent phenomena IF we had a quantum computer that actually scales to break encryption, we have wayyyyyyyy bigger problems on our hands than our freaking bitcoin AND in that future, IF it’s not catclysmic, it’s likely we have harnessed zero point energy… in which case bitcoin is an archaic design (as is value exchange)

After about 24 hours of reflection, actually cannot believe that I publicly tweeted “Wow, python is feeling rlly intuitive” 💀 memory is a complicated thing

It pays to be a reputable merchant… the holiday chandelier and Christmas tree they put in our private dining room truly delivered the aesthetic I was hoping for tonight 🥂

So, what do I do now?

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