QUANTUM COMPUTERS ARE COMING!
Experts say they’ll crack your encryption in minutes (or decades. Or never. To be honest, we really don’t fucking know- sources vary!)
In 2035, the megacorps control everything! Your data? Hacked. Your bitcoin? Now Saylor’s.
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Created in participation with the suits that shill bullshit to line their pockets
Namaste 🙏
My timeline is fucking insane because I got some chick who keeps yelling at people for wearing sweats on airplanes, some anon that I’m pretty sure is a former L0pht member, someone with a liberal arts degree shilling quantum FUD fuckinggg relentlessly- all in the name of Bitcoin-I follow none of them yet they’re all I see
And I’m literally just here, desperately trying to find someone whose address starts with a 1
There is no reason for the algorithm to be this shitty
Idk why everyone hates AI slop… nothin better than watching your billion dollar asset managers fall for it 😂😭
“Dan Bongino is not Oliver Twist…”
- Nick Szabo
😂 💀
Babe, remember that time we accidentally transacted like the old days in public? 😂
This probably isn’t necessary but this is how I eat
On Learning:
When a child learns a skill before the age of 8, something unique happens in their neural infrastructure
we observe this all the time with language… when a kid is multilingual from birth it’s evident that their processing language differently
You can tell the gears don’t have to turn to translate… it flows in a very intuitive way, they can just “think” in both languages as though it’s innate to them
Anyway, that’s what my Dad did with me and PCs and breadboards
FAFO 🤷🏼♀️
YOU COME TO MY NODE AND YOU STEAL MY UTXOS!
Being the baby girl of a military family is wild because I am 33 years old and actually, literally, am not allowed to travel to Vegas alone… like actually verbally forbidden
One thing I’ve never understood is people who pay script kiddies to do their dirty work… terrible game theory as script kiddies are notoriously bad at their jobs and also have a very easy target price that can be economically dwarfed
💆🏼♀️💆🏼♀️ I need people to understand that even if you lose the majority hash power temporarily majority of miners are going to make economically rational decisions and throw hash power at the most economically viable fucking chain and that is the one with fee incentive 😭 holy fuck
My best guy friend regularly contends that he is not bougie and yet when I asked if he thought we should stay at an air bnb instead of the Venetian he acted like I asked him to sleep in the streets of Vegas 😂
So anyway this is how we’re gonna end up spending $7k on Bitcoin Vegas I just know it 😭
Absolutely beaming that I have stopped dating again because it has freed me up to have a dinner date with my bestie girl friend this weekend 😍
And wow, what a contrast because our plans consist of Ceasar salads, oysters, and champagne in a private room at our favorite hidden Italian restaurant ✨
Proof that being a cutie girl is a top tier life experience 👑
Timelines are weird bc one minute it’s 2022/2023 and you’re at a motocross race when someone in the crowd recognizes you and says “hey aren’t you that bitcoin girl” and your boyfriend whose racing at the time responds “she’s not into all of that anymore” and you’re quietly, inwardly raging
And the next thing you know it’s 2024/2025 and you’re on nostr, in the x comments, planning a pod, and a bitcoin conf with your old crew
I’m not sure what that means aside from observation fx matter in a double-slit experiment world
This song is special all around, even has a 333 in the link 🔥 🔥
* Happy Tidal Dolladaze *
Music on TIDAL
Dan Hochman - Leave a Light On
Listen to Leave a Light On on TIDAL
I am so confused. I can’t tell if people are high or I don’t know how bitcoin works…What do you mean prune dust UTXOs?
Either you’re pruning the UTXO set… which is already commonplace?
Or you’re pruning at the consensus level which means bitcoin has ZERO value?
Everyone is confusing me. Surely, we are not suggesting the latter?
