GM everyone Listen up! This is how we’re going to fork the Bitcoin network

“How did you know this?” “Because, your honor… I built it”

I showed my friend the mempool last night and he said “wtf is that” 😂

The way I feel when we outperform a new benchmark is a high 😂

Every time I’ve hung out with a guy in the last few weeks, they have tried to kiss me and I am like “Bruh, I’m trying to help you keep your bitcoins safe. wtf r u trying to do?”

My mom found pictures of me and my horse from when I was little so prepare yourself for me to turn back into a horse girl because 😭

People are so deprived of good Dads that they assume anyone with a code of solid morality is a federal agent… nah bro, my step dad just really raised me right and I am forever grateful for that

Is everyone awake from their naps?