Next time your gf/wife says you'll never find someone, you're too old. Remind her that it's factually not true. Your next one just isn't born yet!
Resolute Curmudgeon Bender:nv: :nofatpeople:
Evil_Bender@nicecrew-digital.mostr.pub
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You Will Never Be A Woman, biology is distinctive.
*Receiver of multiple likes from @scenesbycolleen*
Semi-Professional jew outer
MILF enthusiast
Rumored Robot on the Town
Cunning Linguist
Purveyor of fine AOC nudes
Bite my shiny metal ass! Access to White countries isnt a human right.
Pronouns
TND/Gas the Kikes/Racist
Knower of things Star Trek
*christus rex meus*
everything I say is a joke, except for the things I didnt joke about.
Went to work today. Why waste good PTO on a gravy day? I work 2 minutes from home, so I got the smoker working on a bone in pork butt. There's no one here today from the office, it doesn't get better. Been here an hour and im just finally sitting down to emails, probably gonna leave at 1.
What happened to country music? Turn on any of the "Todays Country Hits" stations. It's all;
>I know your fucking another dude but im here waiting to save your hoe's ass
What happened to dudes that got in bar fights, did a bunch of blow and got arrested while on stage?
Unloading must be loud enough to annoy neighbors
Why was Picard allowed to immediately retake captaincy of the Enterprise after being abducted, cybernetically enhanced, and used to murder 11,000 of his fellow officers? Im what government does that make sense?
Probably explains why I was planning to pick up some ginger ale on the way home to put in my Jameson.
The F35C is already obsolete by just using off the shelf camera technology. Here's a quick 5min video detailing the operation.
The companion app is great
Happy Monday! Now while I have your attention. What the hell is wrong with women these days?
Ill be the first to come out and say it. VA disability at 100% is unsustainable. 90% of the PTSD only ratings should be forced into counseling. Collecting $4000k+/mo for emotional bullshit is insane.
Melania is still hot
UK plans to send Whites to the meat grinder and replace them with jeets
Oh spirit airlines, never change
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