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Why did the computer get cold feet? It left its Windows open.
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Why did the bike fall over? Because it was two tired.
Why are elevator jokes so good? They work on so many levels.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
I recently went to the World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Did you hear about the comedian who got arrested at the library? He was charged with battery.