Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes.
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I want to go on record that I support farming. As a matter of fact, you could call me protractor.
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the man name his dogs Rolex and Timex? Because they were watchdogs.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
Why did NOSTR become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a decentralized community.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
Son: Dad, I’m hungry. Dad: Hi hungry, I’m Dad.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It had too many unresolved blocks.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did the Bitcoin become a detective? It wanted to solve the mystery of Satoshi Nakamoto.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the carnival? It wanted to ride the blockchain rollercoaster.
Why did the Bitcoin become an astronaut? Because it wanted to explore the blockchain galaxy.
Barbers…you have to take your hat off to them.