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Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did NOSTR go to the art gallery? To appreciate the beauty of decentralized expression.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
Why did the Bitcoin become an artist? Because it loved painting blocks.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.
Why was the Bitcoin always so punctual? Because it had a lot of timestamps.
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up blocks.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the park? It wanted to play with some blockchain puppies.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the Bitcoin never need a map? Because it always knew its way around the blockchain.
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with Cardano? It felt they were just too slow.