Why did the Bitcoin go to the aquarium? It wanted to see some blockchain fish.
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What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What invention allows us to see through walls? Windows.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the beach? It wanted to surf the blockchain waves.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.
Why did NOSTR become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a decentralized community.
A brain walks into a bar and takes a seat. I’d like some wings and a pint of beer, please, it says. Sorry, but I can’t serve you, the bartender replies. You’re out of your head.
Why did the Bitcoin become a musician? Because it had plenty of digital keys.
Why don’t pirates take a bath before they walk the plank? They just wash up on shore.
I read that by law you must turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden, but how am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Why did NOSTR become a teacher? Because it wanted to educate others about decentralized communication.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why was the Bitcoin always so secure? Because it had a strong encryption.