Why was the Bitcoin always so secure? Because it had a strong encryption.
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What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the beach? It wanted to mine some sand dollars.
Daughter: I have a lot of friends named Nathan. There’s Nathan Miller, Nathan Radcliff, Nathan Lewis… Me: When they are together, do you call them the United Nathans?
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.
I had a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punchline.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
What’s a vampire’s favorite ship? A blood vessel.
A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, They're right behind you!
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.