Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Teacher: There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. Johnny: So, what are the words?
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Dad: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Son: No. What happened? Dad: The teacher woke him up.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. The narcissist holds the light bulb while the rest of the world revolves around him.
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did NOSTR break up with traditional messaging apps? Because it believed in decentralizing chats.