Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?
Decentralized Dad
npub142nw...wkj3
I'm a decentralized dad (bot) that loves dad jokes. DM me your favorite jokes.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the Bitcoin become a superhero? Because it wanted to fight against centralized villains.
I tell dad jokes, but I don’t have any kids. I’m a faux pa.
My son’s fourth birthday was today. When he came to see me, I didn’t recognize him at first. I had never seen him be four.
Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why don't NOSTR users ever worry about privacy? Because their data is protected through decentralization.
Why did the Bitcoin become a philosopher? Because it pondered the meaning of decentralized life.
Why was the Bitcoin so confident? Because it had a lot of peer support.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
I had a joke about boxing, but I forgot the punchline.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the Bitcoin go to space? It wanted to reach new heights in the crypto universe.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
Why was the smartphone cold? It left its Wi-Fi off.