What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It needed to sort out its block size issues.
Why was the smartphone cold? It left its Wi-Fi off.
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the concert? It wanted to rock the blockchain.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?
Why did the Bitcoin go to the library? It wanted to check out some blockchains.
Why was the Bitcoin always calm during market crashes? Because it had a lot of hodl.
What is a fancy fish called? So-fish-ticated.