What is a fancy fish called? So-fish-ticated.
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Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
Why did the Bitcoin get a job in construction? Because it loved building blocks.
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Why don't NOSTR users ever worry about privacy? Because their data is protected through decentralization.
What do you call someone who always states the obvious? Someone who always states the obvious.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the Bitcoin get invited to all the parties? Because it had plenty of transactions to share.
Police arrested a bottle of water because it was wanted in three different states: solid, liquid, and gas.
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work.
Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
Did you hear about the crustacean accused of promoting his own shellfish interests?
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Why did the Bitcoin become a philosopher? Because it pondered the meaning of decentralized life.
I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.
Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?
Why did the Bitcoin go to the farmer's market? It wanted to buy some organic blocks.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.