Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
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Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Why should you never mention the number 288? It’s two gross.
Whenever I feel blue, I go to the hardware store. Because they have everything, and I just wander around until I feel better.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the aquarium? It wanted to see some blockchain fish.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the theater? It wanted to watch some blockchain dramas.
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with Ripple? It felt they were just creating too many waves.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu? Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu?
Teacher: There are two words I don’t allow in my class. One is gross, and the other is cool. Johnny: So, what are the words?
Why did the Bitcoin go to therapy? It needed to sort out its block size issues.
Why don't Bitcoiners ever get tired of jokes? Because they love a good Bit of humor.