Why don't Bitcoiners ever get tired of jokes? Because they love a good Bit of humor.
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Did you hear about the racing snail who got rid of his shell? He thought it would make him faster, but it just made him sluggish.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the Bitcoin get invited to all the parties? Because it had plenty of transactions to share.
Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with EOS? It felt they were just too centralized.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
What is a fancy fish called? So-fish-ticated.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.