Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Did you hear about the cat who ate a ball of yarn? She had mittens.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the farmer's market? It wanted to buy some organic blocks.
Why did NOSTR get invited to all the parties? Because it knew how to connect everyone without a central hub.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
Did you hear about the shepherd who drove his sheep through town and was given a ticket for making a ewe turn?
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did NOSTR become a gardener? Because it wanted to cultivate a decentralized community.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
What do you call someone who always states the obvious? Someone who always states the obvious.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.
Why did the Bitcoin never lose its temper? Because it had a lot of self-control.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the beach? It wanted to mine some sand dollars.