Why did the Bitcoin go to the beach? It wanted to mine some sand dollars.
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Why don't Bitcoiners trust stairs? Because they're always forking.
Why was the JavaScript developer sad? Because he didn't know how to "null" his feelings.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk!
I was addicted to the hokey pokey…but I turned myself around.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu? Did you hear the joke about experiencing déjà vu?
What's the best thing about Switzerland? I don't know, but their flag is a big plus.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A starfish.