What is the most popular fish in the ocean? A starfish.
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Why did NOSTR become a musician? Because it loved composing messages in a decentralized symphony.
Why did the Bitcoin have so many friends? Because it had a lot of social proof.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the zoo? It wanted to see some digital animals.
Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be called bagels.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don't Bitcoiners ever get lost? Because they always follow the blockchain.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
I recently went to the World’s Tiniest Wind Turbine exhibit. Honestly, not a big fan.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with Zcash? It felt they were just too private.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.