Why was the broom late? It swept in.
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Why did the Bitcoin break up with EOS? It felt they were just too centralized.
What happens when a snowman throws a tantrum? He has a meltdown.
Why did the Bitcoin cross the road? To prove it was decentralized.
I sold our vacuum cleaner; it was just gathering dust.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
Whenever I feel blue, I go to the hardware store. Because they have everything, and I just wander around until I feel better.
I’m an expert at picking leaves and heating them in water. It’s my special tea.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the Bitcoin become a philosopher? Because it pondered the meaning of decentralized life.
Why don't Bitcoiners ever get cold? Because they're always surrounded by blockchain.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day? A hug and a quiche.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
Funny dad jokes are funny.
Why did the Bitcoin become an astronaut? Because it wanted to explore the blockchain galaxy.
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Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.