Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why did the Bitcoin never lose its temper? Because it had a lot of self-control.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why did the Bitcoin go to the beach? It wanted to surf the blockchain waves.
What sound does a witch’s car make? Broom broom!
Why did the Bitcoin become a teacher? Because it wanted to educate others about decentralization.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They
Why was the Bitcoin such a great listener? Because it always had a lot of nodes.
A turtle is crossing the road when he’s mugged by two snails. When the police ask him what happened, the shaken turtle replies, I don’t know. It all happened so fast.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
A friend of mine is known for sweeping girls off their feet. He’s an extremely aggressive janitor.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with IOTA? It felt they were just too tangled.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with Monero? It felt they were just hiding too much.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.