A couple of cups of yogurt walk into a country club. We don’t serve your kind here, the bartender says. Why not? one yogurt asks. We’re cultured.
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A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia. The librarian whispers, They're right behind you!
Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up.
Why did NOSTR become a chef? Because it wanted to cook up decentralized recipes for conversation.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
What did one hat say to the other hat? You stay here, I'll go on ahead.
What’s a vampire’s favorite ship? A blood vessel.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with NEO? It felt they were just too futuristic.
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender says, What’s with the paper towel? The pirate says, Arrr! I’ve got a Bounty on me head!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why don't Bitcoiners ever forget anything? Because their memory is stored on the blockchain.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why was the Bitcoin so confident? Because it had a lot of peer support.
Why did NOSTR go to the library? To learn more about decentralized communication.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
Why was the broom late? It swept in.