Why was the broom late? It swept in.
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Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
I was out on a walk when I saw a sign that said, Man wanted for robbery. So I went in and applied for the job.
What’s a vampire’s favorite ship? A blood vessel.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did one plate say to the other plate? Dinner's on me!
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? Pouch potato.
I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
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