Why did the Bitcoin never need a map? Because it always knew its way around the blockchain.
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Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with Cardano? It felt they were just too slow.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
What did one plate say to another plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me.
Why did the Bitcoin join the circus? Because it wanted to show off its digital tricks.
Did you hear about the bankrupt poet who ode everyone?
I know a bunch of good jokes about umbrellas, but they usually go over people’s heads.
Why did the Bitcoin break up with Dogecoin? It felt it was just a Shiba Inu's worth of value.
Why was the broom late? It swept in.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why do seagulls fly over the ocean? Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the aquarium? It wanted to see some blockchain fish.
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products? A satisfactory.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
Why did the Bitcoin become a chef? Because it loved cooking up decentralized recipes.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
Why did the Bitcoin go to the comedy club? It wanted to hear some blockchain jokes.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.