Been laying in bed all day watching Monkey Life being sick is kind of based

>open youtube in new container tab not logged in >see this Lmao what in the fucking world is youtube trying to push on people?

I bought a phone from google and they never charged me for it, and when I messaged them saying "Hey I didn't pay for this but you sent it" they said "Not our problem message your payment provider" and I never got a straight answer from anyone. Not my problem either I guess.

Yep *sips* just waiting for scotty to beam me up so I can finally get my Galactic Federation approved hybrid surrogate.

Ladies do NOT ❌ let your ass 🍑 get caught BUYING GROCERIES 🛒 🤣 30 years 👵 after the divorce 💔. If you aren't instacarting 🤳 you aren't single life maxing 💯 🍷 🐈

I'll never forget when the vtuber psyop was at it's peak and they even tried to target me. A gorilla that listens to jazz rock. Still never watched it.

The irony of this man's name being Bread and Circuses while he posts about bread and circuses.

Evernote may have fired all it's employees but doesn't phase me. I just consolidated every note I took for the last 5 years and it's still organized and it's still just text files I can grep.

Want to be a man? Follow these simple rules

New rat strat dropped

Et tu, Jane?

I am down to 15 relays from 40+. I think half of the ones I had added were dead anyways lol.

I'm sippin yerba smokin sherm-a