The grill might take a couple onion slices, but it WONT take the kids in a nasty divorce.

Even the pan troglodytes are getting in on the festivities! Woohoo!

>My son will be in debt for the next 3 decades for a degree that won't help him. It's definitely worth it for the life experience though! I agree, education isn't just for employment. Paying to get scammed by professors to be told it's not your fault you owe the school tens, to hundreds, of thousands is not required to learn something! You gotta be living in a damn good family to pay premium to learn how to BE FUNNY. Also lmao this nigga went to clown college. This lesson is on me.

Solo Andata

Fyris Swan, by Solo Andata

10 track album

It's raining so I'm posting the album again #Music #FreeJazz #Ambient #RainyDayMusic

By 2040 just liking sex and not having 5 fetishes / paraphilias will result in mandatory reeducation where you are forced to pick 5 obscure things to get off to. And nothing normal will be allowed. Sick shit.

Still can't get over this entire article and everything going on the page. Schizo deranged sex advice and then begging for money while bitching about musk. Incredible journalism Guardian.

the Guardian

My wife and I have stopped having sex. Are my fetishes to blame?

She has started sleeping on the couch on our scheduled ‘spicy date’ nights. I feel as though we are falling apart

THIS IS DEFINITELY ME WHEN THE BITCH AT THE 711 RUNS MY POWERBALL TICKETS THROUGH THE MACHINE AND I GET FUCKED AGAIN

Gobbless america and Jeeter

Record companies be like >Hesh Goldberg here has made you a hit! Enjoy your 360 deal where you end up living on the scraps we let you have. No, you don't have the rights to your image or music. Btw we can't even name the tracks right when we upload them. Enjoy the $0.0001 you got from that youtube play, it's gonna go far! Honestly would be surprised if anyone from this band is still alive, but the story has been the same from the 60s on and probably even earlier. And has actually gotten even worse cause of streaming services. After video killed the radio star, the internet killed the musician. And funny enough it wasn't piracy's fault!

Still trying to figure out why this news site is called "On My Grandmama" Ubuntu?

OH - How I love the way You make me want to stay~ #Music #Rnb #Love #90s #LOTTALove

I'm actively federating from beyond the grave

Didn't even need to see the bottom right caption I knew that mug was Burrito. Forget about the british, celebrate emancipation from the scientists and cages.

Someone get drunk and blow stuff up for me today #NotAllowedToHaveFun

ok that's it I'm done #RelayMaxxing this spam is ridiculous. Who the hell invests in a crypto that a bot spammed them with? insanity.

I'm sorry Iris but this UI is not doing it for me. Pop quiz, which of these options is selected?

He was a boy from Manila she was a 5'2 filipina taking psych w/ green hair could it be anymore obvious?

Bro snapped

Yeah I'm a real serious computer user getting real important work done on my linux machine.