If I make it to my grave without getting exposed, it'll be by the skin of my nuts.

>see some real shitty amateur porn on the TL (thanks nigbot) >try to click the dropdown to block user (sorry I block porn bots don't @ me) >I misclick, fullscreen small dick with digital camera lighting Good morning chat.

Not to defend any social media really but wtf does this even mean? Instagram has basically been the same bullshit forever now? I don't use social media apps daily so idfk what he means. I'm just so peeved every time I read "enshittification". It doesn't mean anything and doesn't get your point across. >This app? It became le shitty over a decade. Cool. How? Why? Any reason in particular you say this?

Ma'am you just blew a 0.16... and you also blew your presence right into my heart. I'm gonna let you off with a warning, but if you give me your number, I'll let you drive home while giving you a police escort.

CANT WAIT FOR STATE MANDATED VR "FIRESIDE CHATS" WITH OUR FUTURE TRANS DISABLED WW3 VETERAN REPUBLICAN PRESIDENT. I HOPE I CAN MAKE ENOUGH NEOBUCKS TO AFFORD ME A HEADSET!

I haven't had chinese food from a shitty chinese restaurant for years until today, and I really wish I could have just kept the streak going. I do not trust this food and I'm not even being jokey or racist, I legit have never had good quality food from a hole in the wall chinese place. Every year older I get is another year wiser I am to how bullshit this slop is. it's so greasy, so sugary, and I already know it was probably made in a disgusting and dirty pan. Lord please watch over me.

#SmoothJazz #Pop #Music #Sade #MyWaifu

>open matrix for the first time in a while >for some reason I have an invite to an "anime discussion" server >lol "discussing" the art work >literally has cute and funny in the description >devolves into heh heh teh lolis Can't escape the anime pedos even on there. I'm curious where the hell he got my username from considering I'm only in tech groups. Then again the crossover of sexual predator, anime fan, and tech nerd is pretty huge in today's day and age. Guess it's time to leave big rooms to avoid this happening.

SHARING OUR LOOOOOOVE 🌹 Between the sheets 😏 🛏️ #Music #Rnb #SlowJam #SmoothJazz #Fourplay #ChakaKahn

It is #FunkyMonkeyFriday and I have been lacking on reminding the world of this every week.

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Did a real boomer move today and googled what helps with immunity. Got some elderberry supplements, garlic pills (like I don't eat enough of this shit lol), already had emergenC on hand. Now to take regular multivitamins to piss right out of me. At least I'll have a false sense of security. #PlzICanNotGetSick

>eldritch bug horrors on the TL I can feel them on my skin get them off